During the weekend at the 2019 Huntington Beach Open, our crew and staff overheard some great Cinco de Mayo banter on the sand. We’ve compiled the best of them here:

Well…they ALMOST look alike.

I’m sorry, you peed or peaked??

A classic case of dine & dash.

Gotta work on your vertical numbers before getting hers.

It’s not like what it used to be in the 60’s, grandma.

Both?

Or better yet — don’t get hit by the balloon.

Beggars can’t be choosers.