Just because we’re in the offseason doesn’t mean we don’t have more words of wisdom to share.
Overheard on Stadium Court
Fan 1: April and Alix are called the A-team because they’re the team to beat.
Fan 2: Sure, but it’s also because their names both start with the letter A.
Fan 1: What?…. Oh my god.
Spelling is hard sometimes.
Overheard in Underground Bar in Hermosa Beach
Person 1: Whoa, is that one of the McKibbin brothers?
Person 2: No, you’re drunk. That’s just a guy with a beard.
Must have been an amazing beard.
Overheard in Sponsor Village
Guy 1: If I was two inches taller I could’ve played professional volleyball.
Guy 2: Sure, if you were more coordinated, more athletic, harder-working…
Guy 1: Okay I get it, thank you.
Please continue, Guy 2.
Overheard in the stands
Girl 1: Why is this person with an AVP Staff badge sitting so close to us and writing everything down?
Girl 2: I don’t know, they’re probably looking for content.
You call it eavesdropping, we call it investigative journalism.
Overheard on Court 2
Husband: How do they know when to put the ball over the net?
Wife: You only get three touches per side.
Husband: So they’re just… counting the whole time?!
Math is hard sometimes.
Overheard in the stands
Fan 1: The Hammer Award has got to go to Falyn. So many ridiculous kills yesterday.
Fan 2: When are we voting for the Hammered Award?
Fan 1: I don’t know dude, but you’ll definitely win.
Which award would you rather have?
Overheard on the Strand on Hermosa Beach
Person 1: It’s 9am on a Tuesday and these people are casually playing volleyball. Why aren’t these people at work?
Person 2: That’s April Ross, 2-time Olympian. She IS at work.
Why aren’t YOU at work, Person 1?